Hummer T-shirt  E-mail this product to a friend

Many garment and color options with lettering on front that says, "If I had wanted a Hummer I would have dated your sister".  The Hummer T-shirt is the perfect shirt for everyone except those of you who feel a need to spend thousands more on a four wheel drive vehicle than necessary just so your wife can drive over the concrete parking blocks at the mall.  If you are one who feels a bit left out here, I can change the word "Hummer" to something else for a mere $1,000 per shirt.  Of course the joke won't make any sense, but your desire to drive a paramilitary vehicle in suburbia doesn't really scream out "common sense" anyway.